Today I finally arrived at the hotel after a long flight. At...

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By whatdoIdonow - 19/02/2018 00:53

Today I finally arrived at the hotel after a long flight. At the check-in they told me my room was already checked into. They showed a passport and everything. What the heck? FML

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Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:27

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Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:27

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