Miscellaneous: Today, i felt the need to pee at school but my teacher didn't... - FML

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By blank6636 - 28/02/2016 16:39 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, i felt the need to pee at school but my teacher didn't allow me to go. I figured, since i was at the corner of the classroom i could pee in my empty water bottle. The same time the teacher decided to call me out and the same time my male genitalia got stuck in the bottle. FML

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