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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 17:36 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I drove in my car for 6 hours to get to the beach for a volleyball tournament. When I got there I stopped to get something to Eat at my favorite restaurant. Then that night I got horrible food poising and missed my volleyball tournament where college scouts where going to talk to me. FML.

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