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By diarrhea - 10/05/2018 19:37

Today, I drank a glass of milk. It tasted a little funny, but I drank it anyway. Fast forward to now, I've been on the toilet for hours with explosive diarrhea. Turns out my roommate replaced all my milk with milk of magnesia as revenge for eating his cookies last week. FML

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nentenkupo 16

Sunday 13 May 2018 8:38

I had to pick FYL because even though you shouldn't have eaten his cookies yadda yadda yadda...it's very possible that you could DIE from drinking an entire glass of Milk of Magnesia. Magnesium toxicity is a thing and your roommate could have murdered you with what he thought was just a harmless prank. I hope you are ok, definitely you should have medical attention if you drank the whole glass!

Bloo2555 22

Sunday 13 May 2018 5:01

Ah, karma.

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Bloo2555 22

Sunday 13 May 2018 5:01

Ah, karma.

nentenkupo 16

Sunday 13 May 2018 8:38

I had to pick FYL because even though you shouldn't have eaten his cookies yadda yadda yadda...it's very possible that you could DIE from drinking an entire glass of Milk of Magnesia. Magnesium toxicity is a thing and your roommate could have murdered you with what he thought was just a harmless prank. I hope you are ok, definitely you should have medical attention if you drank the whole glass!

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