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By "Gillz321" - 07/12/2017 16:03 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today , I discovered that my step mom and my biological dad just forked out the equivalent of $5000 for my step brother to have a holiday in Europe . I found out because they ranted to me about how expensive it was . he's an abusive d**k who regularly gets drunk and abuses both of them . FML

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Dameon Diablo 2

Saturday 9 December 2017 2:31

Pack his bags with a piece of foil in shape of a gun. His holiday will start out fun.

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Dameon Diablo 2

Saturday 9 December 2017 2:31

Pack his bags with a piece of foil in shape of a gun. His holiday will start out fun.

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