By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
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paigexox0 37

Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid

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Romanticle 12

I think it's time to send out an anonymous email with an embarrassing photo of her attached. Payback is a bitch.

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ylime23456 18

What a bitch. At least you found out what a twat she is sooner rather than later.

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Ziggy122 15

I'm guessing this "friend" of yours is about 12 years old.

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TheVurcle 10

...how does a 12 year old work at a workplace? They should be in middle school

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blackonblight 32

...not to sound paranoid but watch what you eat, she may be jealous enough to try to get rid of your 'fake' pregnancy. Seriously though, just bring in one of the ultrasound images if you can, and kick the liar out of your life.

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Ihavegas 22

when you're child is born, I hope he/she/they do the nastiest/smelliest poop ever. then hide that nappy/diaper in your 'best mates 'locker/ desk at work.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

That could get OP written up or fired. Especially since bringing human fecal matter in and dumping it where it's not supposed to be creates a biohazard.

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

And you still call her your best friend...?

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150493x 29

Some "friend". You don't need that in your life, especially now. I hope you've confronted the problem and also, of course, congratulations!

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niallsboo3 14

Not to be rude but I think you need a new best friend. Someone who supports you

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