Miscellaneous: Today, I didn't wear concealer and everyone I came in contact...

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By LittleGina - 08/04/2016 02:31 - United States - Benson

Today, I didn't wear concealer and everyone I came in contact with thought I was sunburned because my cheeks are so red. When I got home, my roommate had bought me aloe gel. FML

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