Today I didn't quite make it on to the toilet before my explosive... - FML

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By poopypants - 06/01/2017 02:02

Today I didn't quite make it on to the toilet before my explosive diarrhea came out all over the toilet seat and the wall behind it. No matter how much toilet paper I used there was no use. When I came out there was a line that had formed to use said bathroom. FML

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