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By Roostermann25 - 19/03/2016 12:45 - United States - Kingsport
Today, I didn't have time to fix breakfast so I swung by a fast food restaurant. While waiting for my order, a woman did everything short of coughing up her lungs while preparing my food. She brought me the coughed upon Sandwich. FML