Today, I didn't get mad or make a scene at my drunk husband for... - FML

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By NoLongerOk - 27/10/2018 02:29

Today, I didn't get mad or make a scene at my drunk husband for boasting about his penis and flirting all night with my best friend. Now he thinks I'm into it, and everytime I try to talk dirty to him, he talks about her! He even gets mad when I refuse to say her name. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:23

Why are you wasting your time on this drunk? If he respected you, he wouldn't behave the way he did. He's not worth it.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:23

Why are you wasting your time on this drunk? If he respected you, he wouldn't behave the way he did. He's not worth it.

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