Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking...

By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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Oh, hello there!

By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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hootersgirl09 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:42

Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."

TheAntiComment 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:14

damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number

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nikkireese 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:50

#12 and # 25 = hilarious

Devin_Duke 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:14

LMAO # 12 ahahaha

roachspray 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:50

Yeah, we seriously need a third option "big freakin' deal". Sure, plenty of people don't want to see their grandma topless. They also don't want to wake up after having a stroke and checking their voicemail to hear their girlfriend breaking up with them (an FML from a few weeks back). One of those is a "**** my life". The other is not. I still think this is an awesome one though. Is your life totally ****** now? Nah. But you're probably gonna wake up with the image of those saggy ******* burned into the back of your eyelids for a month.

adrienne_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:04

and that is why u don't surprise old people.

braFTW 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:17

Get over it, it could be much worse, you could've walked in on they doing it..

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:42

Is your grandpa deaf? Or why would you knock?

Stellaritsmeg 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:56

At least she's not 400 pounds... and completely naked... And they're just extra bags of skin now. it's not the same as seeing actual boobs. Everyone has a scary relative story..