Today, I decided to shave downstairs to give it a cleaner look....

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By Nik - 25/01/2018 13:52

Today, I decided to shave downstairs to give it a cleaner look. When I look at my balls, I realized that 1 has a darker skin tone than the others. They've never got exposed to the sun, and now they look like Yin & Yang. FML.

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pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:38

The ‘others’? How many balls do you have?

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 27 January 2018 21:15

Ahh, Zen Balls are very relaxing and can be used while meditating.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 27 January 2018 21:15

Ahh, Zen Balls are very relaxing and can be used while meditating.

pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:38

The ‘others’? How many balls do you have?

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