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By ThatBloodyImmigrant - 06/02/2016 11:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today I decided to cheer myself up by cleaning up the gunky windows in my newly rented apartment. Half an hour of leaning out the window cleaning the outside, I realise the crap is inside the double glazed packet and I'm spending the next year staring at the dirt. FML

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