Health: Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 20:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug in a f***ing lamp. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Leaps and bounds

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML

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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:11

You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:00

Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?

Comments

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:55

You're not the brightest bulb are you

blackmater12 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:58

this is crack up OP?

xando 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:14

Coulda been worse. I walked into a telephone pole once and gave myself a concussion. Shortly after I walked into a brick wall and gave myself another

HoofHeartedBro 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 20:03

Sounds like you need a helmet and a dixie cup strapped to your chin to catch the drool.

manuwish 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:52

I'd have myself checked, if keeps happening you might have damaged something vital for orientation and coordination when you had your first concussion...