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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By falling short - 20/03/2015 15:26 - India - Mumbai

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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By UGHHHH - 17/10/2023 00:02

Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Too Fat4 U - 01/07/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

Well, does he look like a muffin?

beautiful_disast_fml 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:12

Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry

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xPlasticrevolver 0

Monday 22 November 2010 17:16

Imma go beat him up nao :D

itdoessux 5

Tuesday 23 November 2010 20:57

i bet he's not that bad lookin? please don't smother him when he wants to brake up if he goes out with you just because he is too kind and can't upset you. k?

itdoessux 5

Tuesday 23 November 2010 20:59

i bet he's not that bad lookin? please don't smother him when he wants to brake up if he goes out with you just because he is too kind and can't upset you. k?

cod3rEd 2

Thursday 25 November 2010 14:49

hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. omg . h.o. hahahahahaha .... I have the same problem as ur friend 0.0

cod3rEd 2

Thursday 25 November 2010 14:53

you need a friend... a chocalate friend ...

lost_in_delirium 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 10:27

what an asshole.

emily_strang_106 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 2:13

forget him. we all have our flaws and no girl is ugly its the guys that are idiots for not seeing how beautiful each girl is in there own way.

MuZh 1

Friday 15 July 2011 3:54

Oh come on... I call BS on that. Like hell u find every guy attractive in their own way

BetterThanReveng_fml 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 19:58

Its crazy the pressure girls have I remember I liked this one guy so long told him he didn't like me back but its not cas my looks or weight at least cas I'm size 00 ,0, or 1 depending on the brand

something224 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 8:03

maybe you should stop being a fat pig

TayLovesMattx3 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:38

i have the exact same problem. btw, dont listen to anyone rude on here. they have no lives and hey, you had the guts to tell him. way to go! ^_^

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