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hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Who are you calling random?!

Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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WellThere'sThat - 26/11/2017 15:00

Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML

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riya - 29/09/2018 05:00

Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML

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Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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koolkidx3 - 24/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

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tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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The old switcheroo

Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 15:55

Karma.

sky22_fml 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:56

Guess you cheated off the wrong person!! lol

MusicalMaddy823 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:49

Just proves what I've always thought... cheaters never win and winners never cheat. But I'm horrible at math, so I get what you mean. lol

azazahoo 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:01

It's funny because this kid is a middleschooler. LOLOLOLOL

waldofarmboy 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:49

So go to your teacher house and play **** You by Cee Lo Green and see what happens

Miranday 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 22:13

How the heck did you cheat and not pass? You should be ashamed for cheating and not pass. Who dose that shīt?

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Sunday 27 February 2011 23:42

I think I'm beginning to lose faith in the entire human race, minus those select few who actually feel the need to WORK for what they want instead of cheating off of others.

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Monday 28 February 2011 0:20

Please don't lose faith, there are still good, hard-working people, and they are way more in number than the slackers.

CamilleOh 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:38

hehe, sucks 4 you!

gbuddylax 0

Monday 28 February 2011 4:10

u sooooo deserved it

caZper 4

Monday 28 February 2011 5:48

that is an epic fail!

t765234 10

Monday 28 February 2011 12:48

Actually, that's something he's pretty good at, I'd say.

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