Today, I came to work at Walmart. The county that I work in has...

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By Wetworker - 22/04/2017 22:40

Today, I came to work at Walmart. The county that I work in has had a boil water notice for a while. Customers are buying water faster than I can put it on the shelf. I'll get yelled at when I won't be able to stock Gatorade. FML.

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