Intimacy: Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 01:59

Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:36

did the penis talk back?

allenrotstein 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:28

c'mon, this is kinda funny..

Comments

cathylee22 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:28

big deal! who knows, maybe he was giving it a pep talk for the night long sex session he had instore for you!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:49

OKay so how is this an FML???!?

triggerit 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:01

he begged it not to let him down once again?

FreeKingKool 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:17

what was he saying

TOL_fml 6

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:44

Maybe his penis was crying from the lack of sexual function he was getting from you,and your hubby was just comforting him. Poor penis! :(

timmyg 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:52

Hella crazy!

pandazgonebad 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:36

i call mine the pro-pipe. his nickname is chuck norris.

silentsniper441 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:28

haha pro pipe is the other word for noob tube lolololol

jorddd 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:37

ydi for not ammusing him (; he's lonely so he talks to his penis.

KoNKer 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:38

YTDI for not giving his penis enough attention

xtrawesome 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:39

awkward........

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