Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway....

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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You deserved it 245 450

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 790

By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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You deserved it 29 950

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

Roadworks

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - Australia

Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML

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You deserved it 132

Not worth it

By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 169

Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

Assumptions

By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

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You deserved it 1 360

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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You deserved it 648

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 06:12

Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML

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You deserved it 423

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 722

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:08

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:07

What an overreaction o_O

Comments

CapDeMilo 4

Monday 2 February 2015 22:29

What does YDI mean?!

vanellope681 0

Friday 4 September 2015 9:08

You deserved it.

Ipsum629 13

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:18

this is why you don't key cars. you keep some mace and spray the door handles

FWMYKIGI1990 12

Sunday 22 March 2015 5:58

you are literally a fuckboy. who the **** does that?

burninsnow 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 22:50

At least your username is right. If only it was spelled correctly.

Anonymous_the1st 8

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:49

Why the **** do you randomly key a persons car? If someone keyed my car, I'd stomp their ******* head in. I would only do one thing if I keyed my own car, check myself into a mental hospital on account for being a retard.

magickiss87 22

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:17

Haha. Karma is a bitch. That's what you get for overreacting! YDI!

MysticPanda 11

Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:04

Oh my god FYL so hard but YDI too

LORDLYPSO 15

Monday 6 July 2015 9:27

ha! Karma is a bitch, just like you. asshole.

cmjtheg 3

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:08

Karma's a bitch

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:23

you're a POS - I understand being upset & maybe even pissed if you're already on edge. HOWEVER - you don't even attempt to check out what's going on first??!! What if there was an emergency & someone just needed to run in real quick. & ha, ultimate burn on you that it was a gift of yours - YOU SIR, are a prick.