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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 34 485

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 255

You deserved it 4 469

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 565

You deserved it 5 213

By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 941

You deserved it 3 905

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 579

You deserved it 226

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 112

You deserved it 3 740

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 240

News to me

By looz - 29/12/2008 07:21 - France

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 920

You deserved it 2 154

By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 11:05 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 163

You deserved it 2 514

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 015

You deserved it 8 666

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 027

You deserved it 1 696

g_ayvel 11

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:30

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 1 April 2012 19:30

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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kgoepferich 0

Monday 2 April 2012 1:58

It's because you're from Pennsylvania

Kill_Kayt 5

Monday 2 April 2012 2:06

So the question heridol does she call the shots or are you just gonna go on with your life like a man?

Maddidaddi 0

Monday 2 April 2012 2:07

Lmfao

AliceLockehart 18

Monday 2 April 2012 2:21

Well do it face to face instead of over the phone :) She can't hang up on you then.

PillowPetLovers 6

Monday 2 April 2012 2:33

APRIL FOOLS!

codkid15 0

Monday 2 April 2012 3:24

Lol wtf!?

someguyuknow 2

Monday 2 April 2012 3:25

No comment

gracehi 31

Monday 2 April 2012 3:40

She's an unflushable!

ugh_a_lug 7

Monday 2 April 2012 3:59

"It's like launching missiles from a submarine. We both have to turn our keys."

wyldefyre 5

Monday 2 April 2012 4:02

Wow, denied! That sucks.

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