Miscellaneous: Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I...

By Austyn - 18/02/2011 07:55

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By ihavenothing - 18/02/2011 14:47 - United States

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Danny_B 4

Friday 18 February 2011 11:49

Prove him wrong by showing him that its bigger than his :L

MyChemical_fml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 13:21

Or he could've just said "that's not what your mom said!". Wincest......

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grdianknight 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 21:53

haha, dad 1, austyn 0

wendyyyy 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:53

Haha, win.

xGraycloud 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:15

lmao! :L

purple_sarah88 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 8:29

Tell him it must be genetic!

blastvortex 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:55

From now on, you will be known as Gomer Pile.

Valry 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:13

That is soo sad

smiles4life197 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:47

HAHAHA... are you asian??

halogod69 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:50

rofl

kei1108 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:21

The ukelele is awesome!! keep up the good work and practice!! plus, I hope and I'm pretty sure your dad was kidding.

mike101abc 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:13

I believe he was referring to your penis.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 20 May 2011 1:47

LOL!!!!!!!!!! you just made my day man

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