By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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rockmasterflex69 0

You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?

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macnamera 0

Well at least he has remained consistent.

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OmnomnomAPPLE 0

You really should have seen that one comming.

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zshaikh 0

when I read this quickly I thought it said your ******* were slashed. I got scared haha

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demonkey_fml 4

I'm sorry, but you need to get a restraining order and document his actions. You may not think you need to, but if something serious happens, there needs to be a record. Contact the police.

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americayay 0

Even if she did, though, what would she do? Stay with him? At least she's smart enough to get out once she realizes the anger issues. In the long run, the tire repair/replacement will be nothing compared to getting out of an unhealthy relationship.

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Ninjaface 0

Predictable boyfriend is predictable. You should have prepared for the breakup by getting self-sealing tires (or this product I saw an infomercial for one time that you put in your tires to make them self-sealing).

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syed121417 22

Right because when you breakup with someone the first thing most people think is "oh, they are gonna slash my tires".

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Grangoire 0

Who says he did it? Maybe you were a bitch to someone else or live in a shitty/ghetto area. Just saying, don't jump to any hasty conclusions.

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spectator 0

A word of advice and caution: Beware the abuse cycle. In a few days, he'll apologize and swear it will never happen again. But it will. And it would be worse the next time.

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sovereign_fml 0

I've got a girlfriend and I still agree most girls(not mine ;p) are drawn to douchemonkeys.

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