Miscellaneous: Today, I bought underwear for the first time in a while. I went...

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By aavaughn77 - 28/03/2016 16:30 - United States

Today, I bought underwear for the first time in a while. I went a size larger than usual because I've put weight on recently. I looked at the underwear and thought "No way these will fit, they're way too big!" I tried them on. They're too small. FML

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