Today, I believe with the amount of people who approach me asking... - FML

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By Idontworkhere - 04/09/2018 05:09

Today, I believe with the amount of people who approach me asking where something is at Walmart like a specific shampoo that I should just work there. Guess my shirt and hat that says Pepsi isn't enough to let people know that I'm not a Walmart employee, FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 10 September 2018 16:13

It's Walmart, so no.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 10 September 2018 16:13

It's Walmart, so no.

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