Today, I attended a family reunion. Upon arrival, I overheard... - FML

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By Family Loser - 10/10/2018 10:54 - Philippines - Taguig

Today, I attended a family reunion. Upon arrival, I overheard my cousin pointing at me saying "Nah! Don't bother him, he's voted 'least likely to succeed' to our other relatives." I'm 28, a doctor, and arrived in a McLaren. He's 36, a drug addict, and a bum that mooches off of his parents. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 12 October 2018 6:23

Maybe not 'least likely to succeed', but definitely 'most likely to brag'.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 12 October 2018 6:23

Maybe not 'least likely to succeed', but definitely 'most likely to brag'.

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