Today, I ate a leftover burger which made my stomach feel really... - FML

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By GTEEE - 01/09/2018 11:35

Today, I ate a leftover burger which made my stomach feel really bad. I went down in the building I live in to throw the garbage. Going back, I was with a kid and his mom. The kid pressed all the buttons on the elevator which didn't have a cancel button. We went to all the floors. I didn't make it! FML

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clair_brodie 35

Monday 3 September 2018 19:21

Getting off a floor and walking might have given you better chances.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:44

Two things... One. did you try double-tapping the lit floor buttons to turn them off? Two, was there a reason you couldn't get off at the next stop? Was there only one elevator?

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clair_brodie 35

Monday 3 September 2018 19:21

Getting off a floor and walking might have given you better chances.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:44

Two things... One. did you try double-tapping the lit floor buttons to turn them off? Two, was there a reason you couldn't get off at the next stop? Was there only one elevator?

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