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By priorities - 28/03/2016 18:11 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I asked my parents to come with me back to Thailand to attend my wedding. They excused themselves because they said they couldn't afford the flights. Later in the afternoon, my mother bought a £1200 sofa. The flights were only £450. FML

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