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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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By snore - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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You deserved it 168

By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 108

You deserved it 2 897

By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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You deserved it 3 678

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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You deserved it 1 978

By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 733

You deserved it 6 414

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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By machina - 16/07/2019 04:01

Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 275

You deserved it 162

Rosebudx 32

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:16

Because you ask questions and get mad when people answer them honestly?

ScottVining 21

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:14

Dont worry us people from the internet like you

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birdybirdchirp 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:03

its called constructive criticism...sorry OP she had so many tho.

katie_1812 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 8:33

At least someone will tell you something...

iwadasn 32

Sunday 3 August 2014 16:59

If you didn't want to know, you shouldn't have asked.

tacocat102 4

Friday 3 April 2015 6:33

You shouldn't ask questions that you don't want the answer to. Even though this is pretty mean for a mother, I still think you deserved it.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:02

You shouldn't have asked.

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