By poop - 06/02/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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desicions888 0

damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay

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sourgirl101 28

Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:

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Nakolover13 0

I think OP has a right to be upset ...he apparently did say he wanted to play for the other team and id be upset too if I found out he ended up dating another girl. But hey, id be pretty pissed if my ex went gay after dating me.

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ktrose 0

Sounds like he made up a lie to get out of the relationship. That's too bad for you, I guess.

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

lol I was thinking the same thing, hell that's probably the simplest way to do it. gives u the easy way out. unless OP is a fag-hag

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JosieBongs 0

Wow, it's a shame guys are too big of a pussy to admit what they really want. How sad. Grow a pear, guys.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Alright then, I'll see you in a couple years. I gotta go plant the pear tree, and pay close attention to it in order to make sure it gets a good balance of sunlight and moisture.

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Alex324_fml 0

FHL. He just gave up someone who cares enough to check up on him after breaking up in that way. Pretty rare thing, unfortunately.. OP, I'm sorry it turned out this way, but I'm sure you'll meet someone better in the end. :)

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Zombie65 0

and you fell for that huh wants to play for the other team lmao

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rattusrattus 18

That's not the other team, that's just a slightly different position.

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mandypandypants 4

Did you ever think that maybe the person he's in a relationship in is actually a guy and he calls him his girlfriend because he's much more sensitive than your ex boyfriend and so therefore making him call him his girlfriend?

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