Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at school at 5:15 waiting for an hour in the...

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By anonymous - 24/02/2016 12:33 - United States - Murray

Today, I arrived at school at 5:15 waiting for an hour in the cold rain. When the principle realized this was a daily occurrence for me he said "sorry but I'm not THAT committed to my job". FML

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