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By Firestormplayer - 24/03/2016 14:10 - United States - Katy

Today, I am stuck in a school bathroom with constipation, and abdominal pain. Unfortunately, I can't go home since the school sent a note for all of my other absences due to the same reason.I've been here for nearly 45 minutes and the dude a stall over wont shut up about his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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