By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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Fully_fml 0

Haha I love how this worded!

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TwoFlushTurd 0

Wear a diaper next time you go to bed.

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Annakins 0

^__________________^ Kekeke.

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TheComputerGuy96 16

I call fake. First, you'll never know how painful giving birth is until you are doing it. Second, even if you gave birth before, you should know that there is that thing that makes you forget everything about it. Not that I'm an expert about this but I know a little bit.

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Annakins 0

I wasn't talking about giving birth, I was talking about ******** myself when I had a dream about giving birth. Of COURSE it's not painful when it's in a dream, it's a dream! In my dream I pushed, in real life I pushed at the same time as I was pushing in my dream, resulting in an uncalled for bowel movement while I was unconscious.

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PaintTheStars 2

Who are you even commenting to???? 

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crzyry 6

I'm curious Computer"guy", just how many babies have you had?

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ashylarry 0

how is this a fml? "today I did something natural. fml" okayyyyyyy.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#163 Because the OP pooped in her bed.

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ivyshade 0

surprised you didn't actually give birth with all that pushing...fyl

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PaintTheStars 2

at least you didn't push out your baby

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fairies633 8

ewwww!!!!! you deserve it you nasty *****!

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Your mother should have swallowed. You are clearly the product of someone taking a piss in the gene pool.

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