Miscellaneous: Today,I agreed to be the subject of my friends photography project....

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 23:18 - Ireland

Today,I agreed to be the subject of my friends photography project. After saying yes I asked what she want me to do. She wants me to stand bear foot in a room surrounded by broken glass.FML

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