Today, four months ago I was told to order my wedding dress 2... - FML

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By LPS8585 - 26/10/2018 21:02

Today, four months ago I was told to order my wedding dress 2 sizes too big to accommodate for my growing pregnancy belly. Today when I went for a fitting, I was told it was too big and they couldn’t alter it. 22 days to go and I’m living on a prayer that the new dress will be in on time. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:32

But how much bigger will your baby bump get in the next three weeks?

LPS8585 26

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:50

Not much. I’m already 6.5 mos along.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 30 October 2018 16:32

But how much bigger will your baby bump get in the next three weeks?

LPS8585 26

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:50

Not much. I’m already 6.5 mos along.

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