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By Anonymous - 08/07/2017 10:50

Today, for the first time in months, my family went on a trip, so I had the chance to invite my girlfriend over. As we were making out I suddenly felt something wet and cold down my ass.I turned around just to find my 50kg dog trying to figure out what were we doing by deeply sniffing my anus. FML

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