Miscellaneous: Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 20:01

Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

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By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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quepasaguapo 10

Monday 18 October 2010 20:13

Hahaha. Wow. Talk about scarred for life. Reminds my of the time my great grandmother was doing laundry, and decided the shirt and bra she was wearing needed to be washed too. O.O

Zebidee 8

Monday 18 October 2010 20:50

1) Make a note of which cup it was. 2) Make sure you never use it. 3) Wait until a sibling is really annoying. 4) Make them a tasty beverage in the cup. 5) Tell them the hilarious anecdote. 6) Run.

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perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 20:44

Two girls, one cup. I hope you let Granny keep the cup.

perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 21:25

Even more disturbing than the original, as if that were possible. At the Cans* Film Festival, it won the Blue Waffle Award. *nowhere near Cannes

perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 21:48

Of course not, especially since it rhymes.

keepmeonthedl 7

Monday 18 October 2010 20:44

*shudder*

kiraaamaeee 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:48

pictures or it didn't happen. & you have to kill yourself, it's the only way to unsee it

Zebidee 8

Monday 18 October 2010 20:50

1) Make a note of which cup it was. 2) Make sure you never use it. 3) Wait until a sibling is really annoying. 4) Make them a tasty beverage in the cup. 5) Tell them the hilarious anecdote. 6) Run.