By Tuck Frump - 14/03/2016 18:17 - United States Today, Donald Trump won my home state. FML. agreeclassic 1 vote type 1 0 Share Tweet Share
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML agreeclassic 39 349 vote type 1 14 545
Today, it was my first Grindr hookup (I know, I know…) and I ended up getting catfished by some random dude. I decided to just have a walk and get over it, but then I got followed by another random dude for 30 minutes. I can now confidently say I hate men. FML agreeclassic 321 vote type 1 146
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML agreeclassic 33 213 vote type 1 3 164
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML agreeclassic 30 292 vote type 1 5 082
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML agreeclassic 4 331 vote type 1 292
Today, my roommate sent me a picture of his shit. I don’t know what’s worse, the caption saying “3 lbs” or the fact that it was all one gigantic piece. FML agreeclassic 437 vote type 1 89