Intimacy: Today, deciding to be a little frisky, my fiancé was teasing...

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 18:57

Today, deciding to be a little frisky, my fiancé was teasing me before I had to go to work, that would have been fine if he hadn't been eating spicy chips before hand and had all the flavoring on his fingers. It burns. FML

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