By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 671
You deserved it 9 713

Same thing different taste

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Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.

You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.

Comments

OrySoma 11

say goodbye to that gag reflex

I hope the car is beyond repair, since he clearly doesn't have a sufficient number of brain cells to operate it without killing somebody.

yugi433 9

Everyone being a dick about the road head are people who don't get roadhead

julfunky 29

Or people with common sense.

Everyone who’s saying YDI on this are all justified. Tell your boyfriend - and maybe even yourself, since you apparently don’t have a usable brain, either - to GTFOff the road while you still can.

ProperPengTing 15

Shouldve waited for the bells 🤣🤣🚮🚮

Xavier K. Valdez 8

Damn, another job well done... lol