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By elguapo3745 - 01/03/2016 15:05 - United States - Louisville

Today, At work, my boss told me to unload a semitruck using a forklift. He also told me I could drive the forklift onto the truckbed to make it easier. As soon as I drove onto the truckbed, the suspension of the truck blew out, my manager is writing me up and I may loose my job. FML.

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