Work: Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs...

By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By limey6g - 22/10/2021 17:00

Today, I work at a doggy day care. Employees are not allowed to leave the dogs unsupervised for any reason. So while I was alone in a yard, my stomach decided that it would be the perfect time to empty itself. Because I didn’t want to lose my job, I puked in front of everyone. FML

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By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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He's still a very good boy

By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

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Pspspspspsps

By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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Krirn 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

dude1122332 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

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Penguinsama 7

Friday 27 July 2012 0:03

This kind of reminds me of The Crucible where Abby and her friends keep seeing spirits and such.....

marcsyo 11

Friday 27 July 2012 0:07

That sounds fun. Stop complaining.

TREEBISCUIT 3

Friday 27 July 2012 1:55

That sounds like a fun job

zuzulemon 1

Friday 27 July 2012 2:15

What are you complaining about? That sounds awesome

norythepeanut 1

Friday 27 July 2012 3:42

Weapon of choice?!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 July 2012 4:41

That's pretty bad ass. I can imagine all the cool ninja moves you were pulling...

thezillis 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 11:40

killing imaginary evil dogs sounds like the funnest shit ever

crazycrystal 4

Friday 27 July 2012 4:57

Try feeding imaginary children I also work at a nursing home with 28 residents on the dementia unit !

Justin0481 5

Friday 27 July 2012 5:37

Sounds fun as hell. I personally would love to get paid to kill imaginary evil dogs. Definitely not a fyl.

Justin0481 5

Friday 27 July 2012 5:51

Thanks, now I definitely have that stuck in my head. Not upset about it though...

hateevryone 14

Friday 27 July 2012 5:53

Lmao!!!

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