Today, at work I saw a customer come into the store. She walked... - FML

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By WellOkThen - 27/08/2017 08:47

Today, at work I saw a customer come into the store. She walked directly into the headphones section, and I walked up to her and said "How's it going?" while I was walking around in the area. She began to scream, calling me a sexist asshole in front of multiple customers and storms out. FML

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