Miscellaneous Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys...

Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was walking through a Tesco's car park when I saw a shopping trolley slowly rolling towards me. I figured I’d be a hero and stop it before it hit a car. As I grabbed it, I slipped on a patch of ice and crashed straight into the cart, sending right it into the car I was trying to protect, denting the door. FML

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Supermarket crash

Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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Anonymous - 09/12/2015 02:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I turned to face the cashier at the supermarket, I managed to knock over an entire display of gift cards with my backpack. FML

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dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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Nathalie - 17/01/2026 12:00

Today, I tried to carry all my grocery bags in one trip. I was doing great until the plastic handles stretched and snapped in the parking lot. A carton of eggs exploded, an avocado rolled under a car, and a bottle of wine shattered. Someone asked if I needed help. I said no because I was too embarrassed. FML

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Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - - Denmark - Odense

Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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Benn - 21/06/2024 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML

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GirlaftaGirl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:05

Next time READ ALL SIGNS....AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!! ydi...

jajajapun 5

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:19

@14 you can't -_- there was a sign saying not to do that sort of thing.... YDI

soccerrocks 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:49

don't call it a comeback I've been her for years ... I'm gonna knock you out mama said knock you out ( insert comment that relates to fml) !

cheeseballs 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:55

gay

autodude_fml_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:05

CART NOT TROLLY

neuseeland 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:03

I love seeing kiwi posts. But seriously, I do this at pak 'n' save all the time, they have the best ramps. YDI but you're awesome.

CamH_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:26

NEW ZEALAND FTW. What supermarket?

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Monday 22 February 2010 13:01

Pak'n'Save Mt Albert!

bubblz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:26

Do they not have ramps at the supermarket in the US?

Zohhan 0

Monday 22 February 2010 11:47

WoW can be very addicting. You can try joining, but them nothing will ever get done around the house. Best bet is either set some kind of limits like scheduled play time or keep him busy with chores, going out, or sex. Be sure to get a handle on it soon.