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By hungy hippo - 05/03/2017 04:01 - United States

Today, at my workplace, my coworkers decided to clean out the fridge and throw away containers that didn't have a name on it. I didn't find this out until after desperately searching for my lunch in vain. I'm six hours in on a twelve-hour night shift and I'm starving! FML

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