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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By randomnamehere - 27/07/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By a very mad sister - 11/12/2016 01:33 - United States - Pomona

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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A day to remember

By TitMunch - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 18:01 - United States - Morganville

Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 13:03

That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!

lordlekal 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 13:07

Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.

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SAgirl 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:02

i hope you broke his legs :D/

sparty12 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:20

hhahahahahahahahahahah.....that IS funny :D

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:22

OHH MY GODDDD he would be SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

csalha 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 20:27

Well heres what he was trying to say: "Happy marrige!"

BabiiV232 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:39

that's horrible...hope you had a nice wedding :]

donnatones 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:11

your husband should have punched him out...what an asshole!!!

calihound 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:19

what a complete and total ********!!!

books159 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:05

your brothers a dick.

qtkisable 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 10:04

maybe it was his way of telling you or stopping you from getting married

toryfee 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:48

what a @$$hole

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