Miscellaneous: Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to...

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Push it!

By Stace - 21/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML

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By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Speedo Gonzalez

By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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Bamfy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:07

oooh I'd stare too

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:10

points for creative distraction? /:D

Comments

AlterEggo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:00

YDI. Next time focus on the now, not the possible future.

jgranzow 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:02

@30 maybe she was wearing those breakaway pants?

pandabear90 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:37

I hope u have a hot ass

hottpinkchick08 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:37

some people don't get it. You DONT wear underwear under your spandex. 1 being because of panty lines, 2 being because underwear annoys the hell outta you. When you've been playing long enough, you get used to it. I sure have.

luckyducky123 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:47

Really? Cause I still do. I don't see anything annoying about it. Then again, I play soccer and I have shorts over my spandex so number 1 doesn't apply to me.

13FMYLIFE 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:52

I hope you know people are asking y she didn't wear spandex. not why she wore underwear instead. just sayin

kaitlinQ 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:46

w o w

Tahsis 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:54

You need a "," before the word "then", idiot. And you fail hard.

shelbyaelvoet 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:38

omg! that sucks! I had a tourney this weekend too (: in Houston Texas (:

paultheman 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:21

that's hot lol

The_FML_master 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:27

sexy :P

saladgirl123 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:30

***** y wld u wear a thong then anyway u prolly wanted to do it.

Bewitched_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:15

@ saladgirl. you try wearin normal underwear with spandix and see how it feels, so until you do that stfu

CooLbEAnS1096 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:55

yeah, take that! u got owned!

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:16

ahhh a poor little 11 yr old preppy bitch who things thongs are gross. shes prolly also the type a girl who is afraid to use tampons bc they are gross as well

goldfishy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:39

haha I always have the feeling that I forgot to put on my spandex before a tournament when I take off my sweats... but I never actually have forgotten:P