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By Anonymous - 12/08/2016 17:36

Today, at my high school reunion, I ran into the asshole that bullied me all throughout. Knowing full-well that I'm gay, he asked 'So when are you gonna find a GIRLFRIEND?' Knowing that he's a bastard, I replied 'When you finally find your father.' I now have a broken nose. FML.
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So even after all these years he's still an unapologetic asshole, so much for growing up, some people just never change. The broken nose really sucks, but your response was funny and he deserved to be taken down a notch. His response shows he can dish it out, but he can't take it back, he's clearly insecure. He hit you, so press charges, bullying becomes different when you're an adult, and he needs to learn actions have consequences.

And now you can finally make the ******** experience these important things called "consequences" by pressing charges against him. He sounds like a pathetic excuse for a human being in general.

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What a jerk! Sorry that happened to you OP

I love the fact that you know the true meaning of "Bastard" For those who don't know, Bastard means fatherless

Actually, it means they were born to parents that weren't married.

A bastard is a child who was born out of wedlock, and, in previous eras, legally didn't have a father due to this. This meant that their last name had to be derived from their mother's last name. As a result, bastard children did not have the social power or safety that their wedlock-born peers would have had, and in some places could not be left property or funds by their father. However, a father of a bastard COULD choose to "legitimize" a child, which translates to admitting that the child was his. This would give the child the right to not only use their father's name, but give them the ability to access the social networking and power connected to their father's name, as well as enabling the father to name the bastard child as his heir over his wedlock born children. That said, attempting to request that a child be legitimize could be very dangerous, as the father -especially if they were a noble or otherwise in a precarious but powerful position- could have decided to handle the issue by killing both mother and child, paying the mother to keep her silence, paying the mother to 'dispose' of the child, or (if the child was an infant) kill the mother and pass the child off as being born in wedlock between himself and his wife. Nowadays, it's really more of a petty insult that doesn't have the same social oomph behind it, and the force behind using it as an insult is almost solely dependent on the bastard child's insecurities about their parentage.

As a bastard, I will say it really isn't all that bad nowadays, of course my parents got married shortly after I was born, but people will give you crap for it, unlike what your bully did, it should really just be laughed off, as pointed out prior, it's such a stupid and petty insult, but it gets under people's skin

Sorry about your nose OP, but good on you for standing up for yourself! Some people are always going to be asshats sadly.

good on you mate, sorry about your nose but that comeback was the best I have ever heard. I'm glad you got him one for that nasty comment. *pats you on the back*

Top quality comeback - sorry about the broken nose. some people just can't take a serve of what they dish out.

dubby21 19

:( Sucks that you have a broken nose OP, but good for you for not putting up with that jerk!

Sucks OP, but that's ******* amazing. Savage of the year award. Surprised your bully is still a prick though

TabooSushi 24

... You wouldn't happen to have gone to Mount Miguel High School in San Diego, did you? Cause my reunion was on the 12th, too... I didn't go, because I hated mostly everyone at school, and because I was bullied for being bisexual.