Today, at my catering job it's usually comprised of only women....

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By Howard Davidson III - 12/08/2017 19:28

Today, at my catering job it's usually comprised of only women. Being the only guy the don't have any shirts larger than a large. Now everyone for the entire day gets to see my man titties. FML.

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