Love: Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Hystcheria - 06/11/2021 12:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.

immafiremylaser 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:03

wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

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wonnybot73 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:08

OUCH!!!! i'd say something but idk wat to say.

Narsh 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:13

What was a closet doing in the kitchen? Haha, just kidding :P. But seriously, why was she snooping around when you aren't there AND jumping to conclusions based on a false observation?

Endymion_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:16

I don't care WHAT personal things you do in the privacy of your own home (or indeed out of it as long as I can't see it). Better now than in twenty years when you're married and she jumps to even more bizzare conclusions...

lolfahnny 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 10:03

I really hope you got to shoot a load in her mouth for that one.

KatieWindow 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:36

FUUUUUUU- Please don't tell me you wear girl pants, too. Cause if you do, and she finds those, you're screwed. Royally.

Dhamy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:05

She sounds mean. Did you tell her it was your shirt? ...why was she looking through your shit?

wanderingidiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 15:05

LMFAO! try explaining THAT one to here ;P

Boh18 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 15:48

I actually DID find another girl's shirt in my boyfriend's room and it WASN'T his! :[

cdc8705 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:32

agreed with #54

giganoodle 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:25

I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one cheating and just projecting it on to you. (It's happened to both guys and girls I know) Seriously though, a lot of times us straight guys can't tell between girls and guys clothes, just like we can't tell between turquoise and blue-green or whatever those crazy color names are... coral?