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By misfitunfit - 01/03/2016 05:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, as I was patrolling the streets for my missing cat, I finally caught up with the only neighbor I hadn't been able to speak to. He replied that yes, he had picked up a little tabby cat. Off my front porch. He shouted "finders keepers!" and sprinted away. I can see her in the window. FML

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